At Dr. Michael J. Coffey Rejuvenation Doctor, we prioritize your health and well-being. Our experienced team is dedicated to providing personalized medical care tailored to your unique needs.
We are working with UNLV Rebel Forge to make this new rejuvenation therapy a success.
Introducing Rejuvozyme 16, a first generation AI designed protein therapy designed to rejuvenate patients to age 16, and keep it there, without nasty effects such as the possibility of cancer or overgrowth.
To start, book a consultation with Dr. Michael J Coffey. He will review your medical profile and let you know if you are a candidate for Rejuvozyme 16, our fully featured rejuvenation therapy that will rejuvenate you to about age 16 and keep you there.
Consultation: 1million isk / 1million USD
Once finished with our consultation, you can order a dose of Rejuvozyme 16. The dose will be shipped to your home. Please keep Rejuvozyme 16 in the freezer, or refrigerator if freezer is unavailable as the rejuvenation protein denatures in room temperatures.
Rejuvozyme 16: 1trillion isk/dose 1trillion USD/dose
If you don't want to inject Rejuvozyme 16 yourself, we offer a service to have a medical practitioner inject you with Rejuvozyme 16.
Injection Service: $1trillion isk/dose / 1 trillion USD/dose
HNE-1 is a conclusive cure to HIV
Protein denatures in room temperatures. Keep frozen.
HNE-1 has not been evaluated by the FDA.
HNE-1: 100million isk/dose 100million USD/dose
OncoZyme-1 is a treatment for cancer.
Protein denatures in room temperatures. Keep frozen.
OncoZyme-1 has not been evaluated by the FDA.
OncoZyme-1: 1billion isk/dose 1billion USD/dose
Necrozyme may be able to revive a human if administered before 6 hours have elapsed since death.
Protein denatures at room temperatures. Keep frozen.
Necrozyme: 1quintillion isk/dose 1quintillion USD/dose